{"id":2487,"date":"2013-08-21T12:53:28","date_gmt":"2013-08-21T18:53:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/estuderecho.com\/sitio\/?p=2487"},"modified":"2013-08-21T12:53:28","modified_gmt":"2013-08-21T18:53:28","slug":"chiste-de-abogados","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/estuderecho.com\/sitio\/?p=2487","title":{"rendered":"Chiste de Abogados"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Cuidado se\u00f1ores Abogados al momento de generar sus preguntas para que no les pase lo siguiente:<\/p>\n<p>Abogado\u00a0:\u00a0Doctor,\u00a0antes\u00a0de\u00a0hacer\u00a0la\u00a0autopsia,\u00a0usted\u00a0tom\u00f3\u00a0el\u00a0pulso\u00a0de\u00a0la\u00a0v\u00edctima?<br \/>\nTestigo:\u00a0No.<br \/>\nAbogado\u00a0:\u00a0Usted\u00a0tom\u00f3\u00a0la\u00a0presi\u00f3n\u00a0arterial?<br \/>\nTestigo:\u00a0No.<br \/>\nAbogado\u00a0:\u00a0Usted\u00a0cheque\u00f3\u00a0la\u00a0respiraci\u00f3n?<br \/>\nTestigo:\u00a0No.<br \/>\nAbogado\u00a0:\u00a0Entonces,\u00a0es\u00a0posible\u00a0que\u00a0la\u00a0v\u00edctima\u00a0estuviera\u00a0viva\u00a0cuando\u00a0la\u00a0autopsia\u00a0comenz\u00f3?<br \/>\nTestigo:\u00a0No.<br \/>\nAbogado\u00a0:\u00a0C\u00f3mo\u00a0usted\u00a0puede\u00a0tener\u00a0tanta\u00a0seguridad?<br \/>\nTestigo:\u00a0Porque\u00a0el\u00a0cerebro\u00a0del\u00a0paciente\u00a0estaba\u00a0en\u00a0una\u00a0jarra\u00a0sobre\u00a0la\u00a0mesa.<br \/>\nAbogado\u00a0:\u00a0Pero,\u00a0\u00e9l\u00a0podr\u00eda\u00a0estar\u00a0vivo?<br \/>\nTestigo:\u00a0S\u00ed,\u00a0es\u00a0posible\u00a0que\u00a0\u00e9l\u00a0estuviera\u00a0vivo\u00a0y\u00a0estudiando\u00a0Derecho\u00a0en\u00a0la\u00a0misma\u00a0facultad\u00a0que\u00a0usted\u00a0se\u00a0gradu\u00f3!!! &#8211; See more at: http:\/\/www.identi.li\/index.php?topic=134703#sthash.psglEmB6.dpuf<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cuidado se\u00f1ores Abogados al momento de generar sus preguntas para que no les pase lo siguiente: Abogado\u00a0:\u00a0Doctor,\u00a0antes\u00a0de\u00a0hacer\u00a0la\u00a0autopsia,\u00a0usted\u00a0tom\u00f3\u00a0el\u00a0pulso\u00a0de\u00a0la\u00a0v\u00edctima? Testigo:\u00a0No. Abogado\u00a0:\u00a0Usted\u00a0tom\u00f3\u00a0la\u00a0presi\u00f3n\u00a0arterial? Testigo:\u00a0No. Abogado\u00a0:\u00a0Usted\u00a0cheque\u00f3\u00a0la\u00a0respiraci\u00f3n? Testigo:\u00a0No. Abogado\u00a0:\u00a0Entonces,\u00a0es\u00a0posible\u00a0que\u00a0la\u00a0v\u00edctima\u00a0estuviera\u00a0viva\u00a0cuando\u00a0la\u00a0autopsia\u00a0comenz\u00f3? Testigo:\u00a0No. Abogado\u00a0:\u00a0C\u00f3mo\u00a0usted\u00a0puede\u00a0tener\u00a0tanta\u00a0seguridad? Testigo:\u00a0Porque\u00a0el\u00a0cerebro\u00a0del\u00a0paciente\u00a0estaba\u00a0en\u00a0una\u00a0jarra\u00a0sobre\u00a0la\u00a0mesa. Abogado\u00a0:\u00a0Pero,\u00a0\u00e9l\u00a0podr\u00eda\u00a0estar\u00a0vivo? Testigo:\u00a0S\u00ed,\u00a0es\u00a0posible\u00a0que\u00a0\u00e9l\u00a0estuviera\u00a0vivo\u00a0y\u00a0estudiando\u00a0Derecho\u00a0en\u00a0la\u00a0misma\u00a0facultad\u00a0que\u00a0usted\u00a0se\u00a0gradu\u00f3!!! &#8211; See more at: http:\/\/www.identi.li\/index.php?topic=134703#sthash.psglEmB6.dpuf<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,11,8],"tags":[629,1523,29,23,1237],"class_list":["post-2487","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-articulos","category-humor","category-noticias-2","tag-abogados","tag-chistes","tag-derecho","tag-guatemala","tag-humor-2"],"blocksy_meta":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/estuderecho.com\/sitio\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2487","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/estuderecho.com\/sitio\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/estuderecho.com\/sitio\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/estuderecho.com\/sitio\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/estuderecho.com\/sitio\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2487"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/estuderecho.com\/sitio\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2487\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2495,"href":"http:\/\/estuderecho.com\/sitio\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2487\/revisions\/2495"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/estuderecho.com\/sitio\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2487"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/estuderecho.com\/sitio\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2487"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/estuderecho.com\/sitio\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2487"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}